More debonair than a Disco Stu with diamond studded dreadlocks, more swag than a sea-filled with swashbucklers swearing and singing shanties, it's INTERNATIONAL MARTINI DAY AND JAMES BOND MARATHON(D). We'll have a choice selection of the best Bond, James Bond, movies on all night and a great selection of limited Martinis that you can try. These will only be available that night, so if you miss it, you'll be hunted by her Majesty's favorite. Keep that in mind. Also, Thunderball is the best theme song, don't @ me.
In ADDITION to all this cool stuff, we'll be giving out three prizes that night. One for «Best Bond», one for «Best Bond Girl» and one for «Best Villain». Who really needs a reason to dress to impress, nobody? And yet we've given you several.